Conspiracy against Tucker Carlson

A national tragedy has occurred, Tucker Carlson was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. He was scored the lowest, and then did not receive enough fan votes to overcome his performance. However, it is clear to me that the show was rigged. Here is the mounting evidence of a conspiracy to kick off Tucker Carlson.

1. The host of Dancing with the Stars read portion of a letter from Rev. Al Sharpton encouraging fans to vote. However, the original letter was Rev. Sharpton encouraging fans to vote for Tucker Carlson.
2. Harry Hamlin had an absolutely awful dance, at least as bad as Tucker, yet Mr. Hamlin received a score 5 points higher, and three teams ahead, of Tucker. Why? Mr. Hamlin’s wife competed last year, and thus, the judges personally knew Mr. Hamlin. Favoritism? I think so.
3. Jerry Springer was also painful to watch dance. Yet, Mr. Springer received higher scores than Tucker. Is there any doubt that the left leaning media swung their power to keep liberal Springer on the show.
4. Tucker was criticized for sitting down at the beginning of his dance. But the judges obviously misunderstood the point of the dance. The dance was a parody of Tucker’s show including him ripping off his bowtie, and getting up from his news chair. The judges obviously do not watch the great news show, Tucker, or they would have understood the dance and given a better score.
5. The women had an easier dance. That seems sexist to me.
6. Tom Delay endorsed Sara Evans, the dancer with the second worst score. Mr. Delay is well known for his corruption and scheming. It is hard to believe he did not interfere in this event.

This is just the beginning of growing evidence that ABC did Tucker Carlson a great wrong. I hope all will write in protest of this horrible injustice. We can only hope that Willie Giest takes up the cause, and maybe, just maybe,Tucker will be placed back on the show.